i was in the ER the other day and sarcastically said awesome when they diagnosed me with mono and the doctor sat down on my bed
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looked me in the eye and explained to me for about 12 minutes why "mono wasn't awesome". No more funny jokes for me
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eat a single pizza roll to balance it back to 100
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you're way too healthy nick
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the overflow .1% is what you're vomiting out.
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congrats, my mom laughed and said 'Oh that's funny' when I showed this to her

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dangerously healthy
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it's all that healthy bacteria helping you out
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what a cool app. BUT ALSO SERIOUSLY I HOPE IT GOES DOWN??? Feel better
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