my dad just asked "who wants eggnog?" and i involuntarily yelled "NOG ME DADDY" at my own father
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i'm dead out here
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that's my kink, ruining soft boys
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you played yourself
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I cannot hear another human being be called a daddy anymore without wanting to die because of the internet
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like... a bad play on "not me!"? Or like synonymous to "crunchitise me captain!"? Is there memes involved?
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