oh my god...… pirates were dumb
pirates are like... so dramatic... like is there anything more extra than making someone walk the plank
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thinking of practical reasons for a plank... if you drop them down the side... they might get caught on something & make a mess?
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I imagine pirates aren't fond of mess so are like "hey, you go in the sea. but like, over there. Ship sides are hard to wash."
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Keelhauling is a close second. You're in the ocean, you could drown 'em, but you gotta tie 'em to the boat to cut 'em off later?
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yo ho no THANK you
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just throw them into the ocean. why you gotta make a scene
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Blackbeard used to put lit candles in his hair and beard before fighting his enemies to make himself look like a demon.
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that's kinda their whole deal
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Crucifixion is pretty darn extra.
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