is this a masturbation joke?
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I never actually knew that I could just make it but now that I know it's gonna be on my mind forever now
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why make whipped cream when you can make pudding at 4 am because your life is a mess
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sometimes I add cocoa powder and tell myself it's chocolate mousse...
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maybe if you're stockpiling heavy cream
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My entire adult life consists of remembering I can do shit whenever the fuck I want. It's so great
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oh my god, thank you for reminding me of the awesome power i hold
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it's part of my work
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u up?
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