i am sorry for helping destroy the internet but these push notifications still make me feel goodpic.twitter.com/S5wo8LLy0Y
me, glaring at my wi-fi bathroom scale while peeing: "is it you. are you the one hurting all the websites"
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the scale and weight of all that guilt...
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@steveklabnik "No," it whispers, "it's the light bulbs and thermostat."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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have you ever stood on it while peeing and tried to measure your output flow
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well if you'd stop peeing on it maybe it would leave the websites alone
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it was the fridge
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