how can you already be such a dad
"Now THAT'S what I call an October Surprise!" -me, anytime anything happens for the next two weeks
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all those random miscellaneous people tweeting "daddy" to you regardless of context have finally gotten to you
End of conversation
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*at a screening of Inferno* "Sir, if you're going to keep shouting every time something happens, I'll have to ask you to leave"
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Now that's what I'd call an October Surprise!
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This is your version of "That's the Sakura Trick."
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when someone brings you pumpkin muffins
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I thought y'all shortened this to UH OH now.
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At this point what could top sexual assault allegations corroborated by the accused's own words?
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