Me after waking up at 8am: Wow I’m gonna get so much done today. Me now: Maybe I should go back to sleep
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there's so much to do today but what if I just didn't move again ever
here's a list of the things i've gotten done today: • roll over •
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i got up and said i will shower and then make crepes and hello im on twitter
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Right, showering *covers face with blanket*
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it's noon, I just ate breakfast, and I'm not sure I can accomplish much more
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I'm going to drag myself to a nice solo brunch at a diner and have a mimosa and then work
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