intrepid reporter @doomquasar went out into the streets of New York to ask people which Pokemon they'd like to fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioO6E7yEBM …
i'm sorry but i can't deal with how that dude's answer to "what would you do on your first date with Mr. Mime" was "take him to a mime show"
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[hozier voice] take me to mime show
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how did no one say machamp, he's so diesel
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I think that would be basically like bringing fire to a gasoline show...
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That works for one date & then what? All you know is this dude has a last name & it's mime. This relationship is doomed to fail!
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oh god the consent angle jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
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catch animals against their will then do this.
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