"It has been years since I've checked any calenders or clocks. My sons and I lost track of time and stopped celebrating holidays altogether. With a quick breath of fresh air, I knew what needed to happen. So I went back into town and bought a cake and candles. Went back and..."
the year is 2045. my son has just successfully jailbroken his iPhone 20. he's sideloading a bootleg version of the Quibi app to rescue a terrible TV show that was believed to be lost forever. i smile as single tear of pride falls from my eye
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"...booked a flight to japan"
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You take your son on his first trip to Japan
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And then his second, and then his third, and then his 4th,
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Wait is this the bot
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is that a homestuck profile picture
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i feel like people have probably yelled this at you several times by now but you can jailbreak 10.3.4 with h3lix
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yep we noticed haha
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needless to say, meet the Robinsons
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UNDERRATED REPLY AND UNDERRATED MOVIE
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