i swear, nick is TRYING to be like the bot at this point
my new thing for 2020 is falling asleep during every single Uber ride. catch the wave!
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If the Uber driver carries you inside and puts you in your bed, that's an automatic five star review.
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please think about your organs, nick
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N o .
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Looking at the news, I’d rather not catch anything in 2020
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We don’t deserve you dawg
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Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this was the bot at first.
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