when he turns around and sits down just to open the fridge i’m 


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he needed a break after standing up for 0.4 seconds
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Aight but I might actually cop this lol
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literally just spent 10 minutes tryin to figure out how to buy one and wound up emailing them LOL
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At what point do you say fuck it and just get a wheelchair?
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This is a flex over the handicapped. "Guess what? Now I've got FOUR LEGS!"
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"So I took a flight to Japan to find Hideo Kojima so I can finally see the most Hideo Kojima thing ever"
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Don’t forget that he ran out of options
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I can envision the Death Stranding HUD readout already: SIT —— Relieve your weary legs. Use (L2) to deploy CHAIR and (R2) to take a load off.
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walking around my open office with my metal gear ass to increase this quarters productivity by 16%
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