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drinking one of these bad boys will fulfill your daily calorie requirements for the next 1.06 million years
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FYI: enjoying just one Shake Shack float is a whopping 976 billion calories... doesn’t seem worth it to mepic.twitter.com/Aiakm3rQsi
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Root beer, purple cow, creamsicle
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Purple cow????
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I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Guess it just hits home since I've been counting calories so religiously since January.
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you kidding? that kind of calorie you'd never have to eat for sustenance ever again
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no i’m not. i’m serious about this
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That's almost 900k years worth of calories for an adult male! Absurd!
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scientific calories are different if i'm not mistaken
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Counter point: It's totally worth it. Just go for a walk after
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big agree here
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