Baby Sideburns

@BabySideburns

Baby Sideburns writer, New York Times best seller, boo-boo kisser, husband lover, Hershey syrup drinker, Caillou-hater

Illinois
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Joined September 2008
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  1. Oct 24

    Has your kid ever refused to participate in something? It sucks. Here's how I handled it... after I handled it the wrong way.

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  2. Oct 17

    OMG, I am officially an overachieving mom. I served TWO veggies in one meal tonight!! Wha-WHAT?! Carrots AND pizza by with a twist of cauliflower in the crust. I sprinkled mine with and it was deeeeelicious.

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  3. Oct 16

    Bwhahahahahaha I can't believe your kid calls it that

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  4. Oct 1

    Muhahahaaa, they’re eating vegetables and they have no idea!! frozen pizza is made with a twist of cauliflower in the crust, but you can’t even tell! helped create it, and OMG is it GOOD. I topped mine with and WOW.

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  5. Sep 19

    HOLDEN: Mom, you really need to get your ears checked? ME: Why? HOLDEN: Because I keep saying “Mom” over and over again and you don’t hear me. Uhhhhh, yeahhhh riiiight, it must be an ear problem.

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  6. Sep 12

    What's a girl to do when someone makes fun of her for what she wears

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  7. Aug 7

    Why my hubby and I will NOT be romantic for our ten-year anniversary

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  8. Jul 30

    Together we can change the world one awesome kiddo at a time

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  9. Jul 25

    Check out my new blog post today and see how Zoey got to do a really amazing project with Justice!! I love how they empower girls!!

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  10. Jul 23

    Your house has lice, WTF do you do

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    Me: *puts on headphones without turning on music* Wife: What are you listening to? Me: Not our kids.

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  12. Jul 20

    ME: You’re the yeller today. HUBBY: Huh? ME: I’m always the one who yells at them to get their shoes on and backpacks ready. It’s your turn. HUBBY: Okay. GUYS!! PUT YOUR SHOES ON AND GET YOUR BACKPACKS NOWWW!!!! RUGRATS: Bwhahahaha, Daddy, why are you talking like that?

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  13. Jul 19

    How I stopped my son from becoming the next Jeffrey Dahmer

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  14. Jul 17

    The totally awesome list of KICKASS Mom stuff you don’t want to miss.

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  15. Jul 16

    The totally awesome list of KICKASS Mom stuff you don't want to miss

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    📷 Congrats to for this photo of a junior reptile zookeeper in training! Don't forget to tag your photos with on for a chance to be one of our photos of the week!

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  17. Jul 11

    How to deal with your family when they're being ungrateful dingleberries!! You're gonna LOVE what I did. With a special offer from

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  18. Jul 9

    How to actually SAVE money when you go to Disney, like for realz

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  19. Jun 29

    ZOEY: Mom, what are thongs? ME: Ummmm, thongs, hmmmmm, they're kind of like underwear but skinny in the back so they kind of go into your butt. Where did you hear about them? ZOEY: In my magazine, see? It says which do you wear “thongs or flip-flops?”

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  20. Jun 27

    So after our vacation last week, I looked at the pictures and I was mortified. I can’t believe I wore this in public. And don’t forget to use the code BABYSIDEBURNS25 to get 25% off your first order from !!

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