I hope Amazon knows Crystal City isn't actually made out of crystals.
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Though, if they transform it to look like its name, I'll support it.
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Crystal City, despite its iridescent name, is currently a windowless network of underground strip malls.
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Home to stores like “puppet heaven,” as
@tweetinbill reminds me with this photo.pic.twitter.com/n8LbQIIPMF
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What happens to Puppet Heaven when Amazon pushes up rent!! Where will Arlington residents buy their puppet parts?!
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(Probably on Amazon. Smart move, Bezos)
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