THE BRANDON JAMEL SHOW. THIS MARCH.
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Im doing one of the biggest shows of my life this summer in DC. Big big homecoming show. Friday 6/2 at the 🤩
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Im doing one of the biggest shows of my life this summer in DC. Big big homecoming show. Friday 6/2 at the @930Club 
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We've got and on the pod today discussing REAL issues like: are elves real? Are men the real heroes of Women's History Month? And of course, is it wrong to date podcasters?
Available here: pod.link/1097417804/epi
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Flight attendant: You’re sitting in an exit row. Are you ready willing and able to assist in case of an emergency
Me, half a xan and 2 bloody marys deep: Yeah definitely
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Not me watching Euphoria 👁👄👁
Lexi’s play was crazyyyyyy 😹
Gonna be 30 years old in 6 months
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CVS when Im picking up insulin to not die: that’ll be 1000000000 dollars
CVS when Im picking up xanax that I definitely don’t actually need: take a penny leave a penny :)
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I watch maybe 1-3 Norm compilations on youtube every week and just remembered when he tweeted this about Brody. Death fucking sucks but it is beautiful knowing that you can go back and watch them on the computer whenever you miss them
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Missing Brody tonight. Think I'll go on youtube and find him.
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I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
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Priest gives me a communion wafer. Tells me it's "the body of Christ". Gives me wine. Tells me it's "the blood of Christ". Gives me a DVD box set. I go, "Father what is this............."
He says to me, "The Mind of Mencia"
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Twitter to ban “former gifted children” starting October 1
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It was the only Saturday available on the calendar 🤦🏻♂️🥴
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JUST ANNOUNCED! Yeah, But Still LIVE with @BRANDONWARDELL and @jackdwagner on Saturday, September 11th!
Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/3iZm6SU
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This was when the internet peaked for me. Downhill ever since 50 Cent stopped hanging out w weird children
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Ahh fuck. you shouldn’t have let me drink those 2 pilsners. Im freaking out. I think Im having a bad trip man
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IT'S TOO LOUD! Here's your trailer for Season 2 of I Think You Should Leave - Coming to Netflix on July 6!
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I don’t know Trump’s sexuality but Obama should not call him that word. Do better
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[fully doesn't have the skill or work ethic for a task] omg I have imposter syndrome
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Everyones always like "trust science! 🤓" uh yeah ok what about all the scientists who, when he sees a hot girl walk by, his glasses fog up and he knocks over all the beakers with his big boner and then there's a chemical reaction and then the building blows up. What about that
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got my second vaccine dose and now I keep getting texts like this :/
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everybody these days wants to talk about deep fakes 🤔 we should be talking about how everybody these days is fake deep 😔
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my ten year old son just told me instead of the pledge of allegiance they make all the kids at school sing wet ass pussey. he got expelled for not doing it
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10 years ago this was a place where somebody could post "the party rock is coming from inside the house" and get 100 likes and immediately get hired to write for the TV. now it's a place where you get yelled at on purpose for free and then also fired. swag
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andrew yang: I’m gonna turn every homeless guy into a wifi hotspot. I love to eat a chop cheese at the bodega deadass
me: wow this guy is so cool
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millennials love to say “I have depression” gen z loves to say “my brain is in my flop era” boomers love to take it out on their son Brandon and say they’ll never respect his work as a comedian
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