One of my friends replied to this tweet like "How many times have you watched Lord of the Rings and you've never realized you can carry food around with you?" which okay fair
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Okay HOLD THE FUCK UP. I just opened my wife's purse to get something for her and found A COOKIE INSIDE? Women, do y'all just have SNACKS in there?! And you ALWAYS HAVE??? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME TOXIC MASCULINITY HAS FUCKED MEN OUT OF PORTABLE COOKIE TECHNOLOGY??!?!??!!
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(Muting this thread now because RIP MY NOTIFICATIONS but fyi the replies to this have been hilarious and we've been cackling over them all weekend.)
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this is what cargo pants are for tho
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if I was in public and saw a guy pull a presumably moist slightly damp cookie out of his cargo pants pocket and eat it I would call the police
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Add a Tide Stick to that list, and you have my backpack Emergency Kit.
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Stay out of the wife’s purse!
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I only went in to get her car keys because she told me to, I swear!
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I usually have some kind of snack on me.
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This is incredible. I feel like I've seen a peek behind the Matrix.
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