delete this mate he'll be gutted if he sees it
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2 hours of snacking a day...most Scottish people will compete with that!
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He plays golf for 30 minutes, then has a 1.5 hour snack, followed by an hour in a cryp chamber? I am living in a simulation.
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30 minutes golf

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Blokes a bore. We are all out on the keg, and he’s in bed before his kids.
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Is this in fazak or Benidorm
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