Happens all the time. We found a German Submarine in a bag of cornflakes the other day. It was still carrying armed torpedos and a crew of 17 sailors barely alive. Amazing what you can find in processed food items these days, and make it into the papers with.
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similir situashon hapend wit me yungest. stabed his teacher up de arse wit lego blade after he wus warned to stop shitin on de clasroom carpet.
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plane engerlish mate wot cant u understand.
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rite lisen ere pal. if u want to talk smart cum down local and
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if u cum down it will only take a franky speshul rite hook to finish u
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It'll be those Lego Ninjago ones
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It's not a Stanley knife blade. Are all the proper journalists on holiday?
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blimey, next you'll be finding needles in strawberries

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You think that’s bad, I got given an old £1 coin from a Sainsbury’s earlier this week. They need to be stopped.
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Lucky bitch, I never win anything
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It's not a Stanley knife blade. Are all the proper journalists on holiday?
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I think that "disgusted" is not the right word here. It is used far too often in the wrong context. It would have been ok had Sainsbury put it in delberately. Perhaps shocked would be better. People like to make a fuss. No doubt a compo claim is winging its way to Sainsbury's HQ.
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