*Every short-story writer in the world sits down at their desk & types, 'The graveyard was especially cold for a June night in Figueres.'*
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How old is the alleged offspring, 103??
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Dali passed in 1989. I would expect this woman to be between 50-60.
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Actually, if Dali B.1920, D.1989 w.m.a if he impregnanted a woman bet 16 and day he died, offspring age would range from bet 97 - 28
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You're out here doing calculations and you haven't even read the article. Simple. Just click the link. No one needs to lighten up
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My math is correct. I don't refer to a specific person. I didn't read the article. Smile and the whole world smiles with youpic.twitter.com/eiw4cDCuFL
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No one's judging your math skills but if you've decided to ignore the actual article then what are you doing in this thread?

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Awaiting news of the moustache.
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'How many surrealists does it take to exhume Salvador Dali?'. 'A fish'.
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Scaling the depths!
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Shit just got surreal
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A bit surreal, really...
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Fuckin brilliant!!!






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I'm literally on the floor



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