rumour has it @captaingmain would struggle to give 6 months notice.
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oi numb nuts, leave me out of your sexual inadequacies. My grenades and tommy gun are still in good order.
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no doubt they are Sir, however one hears they dont get much use these days

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you concern yourself with your own privates Wilson, and I will mine. At ease.
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apologies young lady, but he brings out the animal in me. Roar...
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would that animal in your case be a little dormouse curled up in his bed Sir???
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yeah, like mice roar. Did you not do biology at that school of yours!
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I have to give my wife way more than a day's notice.
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I've to give a 3 month notice, how come he gets off lightly. must have played the ginger card in court
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can you imagine "what are you in for?" "me? oh sex"
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I can only imagine FFS
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NOT FUNNY
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I concur with empathy and understanding lol
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that has to be photoshopped
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