if anyone has any nice allegations against a celebrity that would be great too. does a famous actor give good christmas presents. does lady comedian alwyays smoke people out
Time capsule opened to reveal nothing inside https://wmur.com/article/time-capsule-opened-to-reveal-nothing-inside/28752750?utm_campaign=wmur9&utm_content=5d5be21557819f000168cd7d&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=trueanthem…
clark. no. i deserve the cold embrace of the grave. use your heightened senses to stand there and listen to debris shred my body. did you hear that one son. that was a fence post, it just went clear through my stomach
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ellen degeneres playfully whipping the nae nae across your computer screen and shooing away the mouse cursor as you try in vain to google "birth defects in iraq due to depleted uranium rounds"
if you post "im baby" too many times you will get a soft spot on the top of your skull like an infant and the devil will poke a straw through there and drink your brain like a capri sun
look at this fucking dork. hey dipshit, youre dead and everybody is digging through your posts and making fun of you. you didnt kill anybody and got domed by a security guard. it rules that you are dead
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the black guy character in mortal kombat has an ending where he uses time travel to make it so the slave trade never happened, and the gamers are so angry. dont click this guys video, just laugh at him https://twitter.com/thebaldrage/status/1120122502145953792…
seriously: make several thousand extremely realistic latex masks of trumps parents and distribute them to the crowd at a venue he will be at. really give his rotting hot dog meat brain the business. if we are gonna get him booted for dementia lets pick up the pace here
jamie oliver travels back in time to kill the inventor of the chicken nugget but right before he does it 17 other time travellers, all from different horrible futures without nuggets, appear and kick his ass
tom clancy is dead but movies and games for divorced dads and their energy drink chugging sons keep appearing on his gravesite on the first full moon of ford truck month
We came in peace. It was the government and antifa that used force against peaceful, lawful demonstrators. https://twitter.com/flotus/status/896409989568507906…
congrats to ireland and also simultaneous lol to the doubtless at least half dozen rich shitheads in utah or etc that are cussing and stomping on their cowboy hat because they were bankrolling an effort to keep another country in the fuckin dark ages
whole website feels like a dying mall. anchor stores disappearing. kiosks full of cheap scammy crap. grimy coin operated ride for kids, long broken, bag of trash in the seat. people living in emptied out suncoast video store
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all the shit i did fucked up as a teen was property damage, no nasty sex stuff like all these republicans. snuck into a gated community on trash day and smashed all the trash bags open with a sword. and spraypainted BACK TO THE FUTURE on a mansion
due to allegations embroiling the industry the oscars have been cancelled this year, the 2017 best picture has been awarded to that cutscene from Metal Gear Rising where raiden cuts a drone airplane in half with his electricity sword
114 year old tony hawk skateboarding on vert ramp made of glowing glass, on the edge of event horizon. boundless alien intelligences watching, to see if our species is worth saving. every living human standing on their roof singing goldfingers 'superman'. tony lands the 9800°
the last jedi felt like the first actual movie in the star wars series since 1980 that wasnt rote continuation. vibe they lost with return of the jedi was back. it is hilarious that the worst nerds in the world have forced themselves to hate it, its so fucking good
I know there are women out there who are afraid. To those of you who feel alone and scared: I want you to know the President and I are fighting for you and your rights. We are in this fight together.
the concept of old people being wise is leftover from when you had to be wise to live a long time. medical science means old people are just people now, people are mostly dumb as shit
when somebody complains that a movie:
-doesnt have enough “character development”
-is full of “plot holes”
-has a story “that goes nowhere”
you should feel free to disregard their taste in media. they have youtube poisoning
A viral Instagram “photographer” reveals that his images were actually generated by Midjourney. https://hyperallergic.com/803915/viral-photographer-reveals-his-images-were-ai-generated/…
old man luke skywalker meditating on that island. all he can think about is when he was 19 and everybody saw him wear a medical diaper and tongue kiss his sister
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the national anthem starts playing and david hogg, in football players uniform, kneels. the camera zooms in on his face and he says every cuss word in a row
President George H.W. Bush passed away today at the age of 115. He was trying to suck a mule's dick from his wheelchair and it kicked him right in the face and his head exploded
i have got no time for 'hard science fiction' anymore. we are all going to be dead soon, i dont want to know how the spaceship works in any way whatsoever
been trying to solve the hellraiser box for like three years now. i accidentally drop it in the toilet while trying to solve it while im peeing and pinhead, watching from hell, flips his table over and starts yelling
arguing about tifa from final fantasy 7s boobs and evangelion is hardcoded into the internet. deep roots that go down for decades. its bursting back forth and blooming like pocky stamened corpseflower and the smell is remarkable