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oliverleach.comJoined March 2013
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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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if anyone has any nice allegations against a celebrity that would be great too. does a famous actor give good christmas presents. does lady comedian alwyays smoke people out
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good metaphor for the boomer generation right here
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Time capsule opened to reveal nothing inside wmur.com/article/time-c
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my mom told me on the phone that her big dog loves to eat asparagus now and i said no way and she sent me this
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shall we carpetbomb africa, papá. oh please say yes, they were ever so rude on our last hunting jaunt. if we shant i shall be ever so cross
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clark. no. i deserve the cold embrace of the grave. use your heightened senses to stand there and listen to debris shred my body. did you hear that one son. that was a fence post, it just went clear through my stomach
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"im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad"
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ellen degeneres playfully whipping the nae nae across your computer screen and shooing away the mouse cursor as you try in vain to google "birth defects in iraq due to depleted uranium rounds"
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if you post "im baby" too many times you will get a soft spot on the top of your skull like an infant and the devil will poke a straw through there and drink your brain like a capri sun
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cant believe i got fired for measuring female coworkers skulls with my phrenology calipers. welcome to 1984. i have committed "wrongthink"
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the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.
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dune is supposed to be scifi but theres no robots. i didnt see a single computer, thats a cinema goof if there ever was one. talk about plot holes
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they banned me for a week when i posted a picture of flanders getting sucked off by reverend lovejoy
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BREAKING: Twitter says Trump's account has been "locked for 12 hours" and future violations will result in "permanent suspension"
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ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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look at this fucking dork. hey dipshit, youre dead and everybody is digging through your posts and making fun of you. you didnt kill anybody and got domed by a security guard. it rules that you are dead
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ordered from same chinese delivery place for years. when i would call i would hear the lady whisper "its hot boy" because i liked it spicy
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the laser specific horniness of Art Frahm. dude knew EXACTLY what he was into. down to the celery stalk
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seriously: make several thousand extremely realistic latex masks of trumps parents and distribute them to the crowd at a venue he will be at. really give his rotting hot dog meat brain the business. if we are gonna get him booted for dementia lets pick up the pace here
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jamie oliver travels back in time to kill the inventor of the chicken nugget but right before he does it 17 other time travellers, all from different horrible futures without nuggets, appear and kick his ass
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tom clancy is dead but movies and games for divorced dads and their energy drink chugging sons keep appearing on his gravesite on the first full moon of ford truck month
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today people threw "coffee pod machines" out of their window to support the concept of adults having sex with middle schoolers
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nobody is buying it, one of yall killed a lady yesterday. you got blood on your hands you potato headed bitch
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congrats to ireland and also simultaneous lol to the doubtless at least half dozen rich shitheads in utah or etc that are cussing and stomping on their cowboy hat because they were bankrolling an effort to keep another country in the fuckin dark ages
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the hogg child is a chinese finger trap for the right. he makes them so angry but the more they thrash and struggle the tighter they get in there
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whole website feels like a dying mall. anchor stores disappearing. kiosks full of cheap scammy crap. grimy coin operated ride for kids, long broken, bag of trash in the seat. people living in emptied out suncoast video store
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all the shit i did fucked up as a teen was property damage, no nasty sex stuff like all these republicans. snuck into a gated community on trash day and smashed all the trash bags open with a sword. and spraypainted BACK TO THE FUTURE on a mansion
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so much of this website is people from new york writing really long articles about how somebody else in the city is a big piece of shit
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due to allegations embroiling the industry the oscars have been cancelled this year, the 2017 best picture has been awarded to that cutscene from Metal Gear Rising where raiden cuts a drone airplane in half with his electricity sword
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woahh black santa bam balam woaahh black santa bam balam makes megyn kelly mad bam balam she doesnt like black people bam balam
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if we can get somebody on cnn talking about how trump has a huge ass he will 100% have a press conference about how he has a small ass
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114 year old tony hawk skateboarding on vert ramp made of glowing glass, on the edge of event horizon. boundless alien intelligences watching, to see if our species is worth saving. every living human standing on their roof singing goldfingers 'superman'. tony lands the 9800°
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the last jedi felt like the first actual movie in the star wars series since 1980 that wasnt rote continuation. vibe they lost with return of the jedi was back. it is hilarious that the worst nerds in the world have forced themselves to hate it, its so fucking good
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dude i cant give you hot chicken you will spray the walls with diarrhea. please you must understand
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the concept of old people being wise is leftover from when you had to be wise to live a long time. medical science means old people are just people now, people are mostly dumb as shit
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when somebody complains that a movie: -doesnt have enough “character development” -is full of “plot holes” -has a story “that goes nowhere” you should feel free to disregard their taste in media. they have youtube poisoning
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old man luke skywalker meditating on that island. all he can think about is when he was 19 and everybody saw him wear a medical diaper and tongue kiss his sister
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the national anthem starts playing and david hogg, in football players uniform, kneels. the camera zooms in on his face and he says every cuss word in a row
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President George H.W. Bush passed away today at the age of 115. He was trying to suck a mule's dick from his wheelchair and it kicked him right in the face and his head exploded
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i have got no time for 'hard science fiction' anymore. we are all going to be dead soon, i dont want to know how the spaceship works in any way whatsoever
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that 'youtube will show you increasingly extreme video examples of anything you watch" stuff is no joke, down to shit like this
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been trying to solve the hellraiser box for like three years now. i accidentally drop it in the toilet while trying to solve it while im peeing and pinhead, watching from hell, flips his table over and starts yelling
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you can be real offensive without being racist, its easy. "im gonna dig up your grandma and eat her pussy like a spicy chicken sandwich" see
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arguing about tifa from final fantasy 7s boobs and evangelion is hardcoded into the internet. deep roots that go down for decades. its bursting back forth and blooming like pocky stamened corpseflower and the smell is remarkable
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