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Op-eds Sued Trump and won. Twice. Filthy mouth. Bakes a lot. Recovering songwriter. I have 5 kids. You can't scare me.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 10

    1/ Attention fellow sugar addicts: Today is the soft-open of my new business, Marcenet Mercantile, named after my grandmothers, Marcella and Neta. (BONUS: Discount code 15PERCENTOFF) Shown here: home made marshmallows enrobed in Belgian Chocolate. 👉

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Imagine if they were singing a song in Arabic called "Allahu Akbar". How fast would that plane have landed?

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    Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this
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  3. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    1/ Attention fellow sugar addicts: Today is the soft-open of my new business, Marcenet Mercantile, named after my grandmothers, Marcella and Neta. (BONUS: Discount code 15PERCENTOFF) Shown here: home made marshmallows enrobed in Belgian Chocolate. 👉

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  4. 17 hours ago

    This is an old clip from 2017. You can tell because Mark Halperin is on the panel, and he's not been allowed back on MSNBC since he was Me Too'd off of network TV. (He's now on Newsmax. 😂) Mika was interrupted, too, before she could expound. This shit is not helpful.

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    Mika: Elon wants to control what people think. “And that’s our job.” I’m sorry, come again?
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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 15
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    The way I immediately clicked the link and bought this and more.

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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 14
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    Just remember: every Republican accusation is a confession.

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  7. Apr 14

    To be fair to Republicans, it’s hard to debate when you have zero platform, no core beliefs or morals, and don’t have one goddamn candidate that can stand toe to toe with Biden. So of course the Republican Party chickened out of any future debates. Fucking cowards.

    JUST IN: The Republican Party just announced they are withdrawing from future presidential debates. Echoing Trump, they said the commission that has hosted the debates for over 34 years is “biased” and they are “going to find a better platform.”
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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    Abortion has just been completely banned in Kentucky. Effective immediately. Women have officially been told their lives don’t matter in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. This is abhorrent, unconstitutional, and absolutely shameful.

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  9. Apr 13

    What the fuck do these Trumpers think is causing the erosion? Aliens? Christ on a cracker.

    🌊 Some residents on the island blame erosion - not climate change or sea level rise - for Tangier’s problems. 🗣 James “Ooker” Eskridge, Tangier Island's mayor whose family has lived there for generations, says: “If we’re refugees, we’ll be erosion refugees.”
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  10. Apr 13

    "knocking Mike Pence out of the way with his boner" 😂😂😂 No, but seriously, Pence doesn't look like he's doing much in the way of telling Putin off like he said he was doing. More like he's saying, "Crimea? Sure, have it. Mariupol? Yeah, why not."

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    Here’s John Bolton knocking Mike Pence out of the way with his boner to meet Vladimir Putin.
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  11. Retweeted
    22 Jul 2019

    MAGA 1: WHY DO YOU KEEP BLOCKING TRUMP SUPPORTERS YOU FUCKING CUNT? Me: block MAGA 2: I THOUGHT NO ONE COULD SCARE YOU, LIBTARD!! DON'T BLOCK ME! Me: block MAGA 3: YOU MUST NOT HAVE ANY GOOD ARGUMENTS SINCE YOU'RE JUST A BRAINDEAD WOMAN. Me: block ALL MAGA: HAHAHAHAH OWNED

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  12. Apr 13

    And here's another, from this not so friendly frog. Congrats!

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  13. Apr 13

    Been a minute since I've had a chance to sit down and count the number of times a day I'm called a "cunt" for being a woman with an opinion on the internet. is inducted into the Hall of Feckless...idiots today.

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  14. Apr 12

    Yay! That looks like a 1/4 lb chocolate chunk cookie! ➡️

    somebody got Cookies!!?
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    Feb 26

    A new fuzz fundraiser; all profits will be divided between an organization that fights sexual harassment in academia and humanitarian aid for the people of Ukraine. See the video for details.

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  16. Apr 11

    LOVE the pup in the background. :) So happy you enjoyed them! ❤️❤️❤️

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    These were so good I immediately ordered more. Just the right amount of sweetness and that Belgian chocolate hit perfectly. Somebody stop me!
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  17. Apr 11

    Milk chocolate marshmallows with real mint tincture I made from last summer's harvest, dipped in the best Belgian couverture milk chocolate known to man. (I only have 3 packages of these left and I'm not making any more anytime soon.)

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  18. Apr 11

    Gourmet Cara Cara Orange Caramel bonbons made with freshly squeezed orange juice. ➡️➡️

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  19. Apr 11

    Gourmet Grapefruit Caramel Bonbons made with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice. ➡️

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  20. Apr 11

    New at this week! English Toffee with pecans, enrobed in your choice of couverture Belgian dark or milk chocolate. ➡️

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    Apr 11
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    Yep. We'll be wearing masks for the rest of our lives, and I'm 100% fine with that. Not getting colds or the flu for the last 2 years has actually been kind of awesome. If my husband gets COVID, he'll die. It's a piece of paper/cloth on your face. Big fucking deal.

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