Porty has been doing this thing where if we both step out of the room for a minute he will literally shit on the floor (even 10 min from having gone outside) & then eat one single nug which has earned him the nickname Little Nug Man
I never told you this but that one time I came over for an interview he got so excited he peed on your floor and your roommate had to clean it up
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Motherfucker.
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Wait are you mad at Tom for convincing Porty to commit the crime, Porty for actually doing it or Colin for covering it up?
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