It’s pretty wild that the GOP can’t decide whether they’re going to run with the conspiracy theory that I’m secretly rich, or the exaggeration & mockery of my family’s struggle after my dad died during the financial crisis. Instead, they decide to defy logic and run with both.
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At this point they could say you were Queen of the Orcs and came from the moon and nobody would bat an eyelash
Okay I didn't think I needed to say this but the joke is how people are so used to political misinformation that they either accept it give up arguing against it. Plus the Moon Orc Queen is mostly a figurehead. They govern with a more or less egalitarian parliament up there.
