Something in my house just beeped. I don't know what it was. 
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Oh god dammit it just beeped again which fucking alarm was it?!? THIS IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO FIXING THE PROBLEM.
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Ah ha! Finally got a beep while I was out of bed and checking - kitchen smoke alarm. Pulled battery, checked, battery still strong. Put back, no beeping, dunno what's up. THANKS THOUGH, ASSHOLE SMOKE ALARM.
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Why do smoke alarm batteries never die during normal waking hours? Why do they always have to die in the middle of the night?
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That's an hour of sleep I'm not getting back.
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Replying to @MidnightRem
This just happened to me after reading this, though it's 5:23 am now
5:23 AM - 4 Sep 2018
from Enterprise, NV
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