Today is my dad's birthday, so I'm gonna tweet some 100% true #dadfacts about him
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Replying to @emilygmonster
he has a black belt, he is a boy scout troupe leader, his hobbies include buying old watch parts on ebay & making new watches out of them
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he likes to clean his shotgun while watching
@TheWalkingDead, he works at the US Forestry Service & they pay him to be Smokey Bear @ parties2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes -
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he once took a shit on Saddam Hussein's front lawn, he toured with Blues Traveler in Iceland, he fell in a volcano once, he is 6'6"
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he tells guys I date the "dog joke", he is obsessed w/ Herman Melville, he calls his truck "War Machine", he wears a kilt on St. Patty's Day
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@emilygmonster 110% behind War Machine.
1:05 PM - 11 Feb 2016
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