I just want someone to go grocery shopping with me so I can make cute food related puns until they regret going
Think about it
Me: hey babe don’t we make a great pear
if you’re mad we can taco bout it
Don’t ask why the tacos and pears are next to each other they just are
Replying to @Litt1eR3d
My parents always hang up on me when I go grocery shopping because of puns and me making grocery talk.
I love challenging myself to see how long I can keep them on the phone. 
2:07 PM - 19 Jan 2020
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