My mom: "Hey, what do you want for Christmas this year?"
Me: "Sleep would be sweet. Maybe some joggers?"
Is this *peak* adult? 
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I used to literally get like 2 of those jumbo packs for Xmas from Costco. Which let me toss all of the last years
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Costco is a godsend man. That's where my sweatpants have been coming from and I'm hooooked.
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