Ren Alexander

@AuthorRenAlex

Contemporary romance author, serial dreamer, never-ending victim of distraction, and Eminem's carpool bud from afar.

Detroit, MI
Joined September 2013

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    Feb 26

    good evening, clarice

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    16 Dec 2020

    Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

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    CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine! Me: absolutely! CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough Me: I’ll see you in hell

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    Feb 15

    IF I SAY GOODNIGHT AND AN HOUR LATER YOU SEE ME ONLINE IT'S NOT THAT I LIED, IT'S JUST THAT I FAILED

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    Jan 20

    And that’s that.

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    Jan 13

    Only 393 days since our last Impeachment. 🇺🇸

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    Jan 13

    Imagine working in a place where colleagues refused to wear masks indoors in close quarters during a pandemic, who spread lies and incited a mob that violently attacked your offices, who then refused to walk through magnetometers despite serious security concerns. Hostile.

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    Jan 12

    Wait!? Our lawmakers are complaining about metal detectors going to work? Literally millions of school children go through this daily because these weaklings are owned by the NRA.

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    Jan 13

    Impeach him and convict him. Anyone else would be in jail now, wearing an orange jumpsuit. Also, he's dangerous.

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