Adam Gaylord    

@AuthorGaylord

Writing, politics, & parenting. Please note the Oxford comma. Star Trek & Star Wars both rock. Sexism sucks. Married to . Dad. Biologist. He/Him.

Colorado, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn.

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    AP style is po'boy for the classic New Orleans sandwich. Speaking of New Orleans, it's bananas Foster for the dessert of sauteed bananas served with rum and vanilla ice cream. The dessert was created at Brennan's Restaurant in New Orleans and named for a customer.

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    Noodling on an essay about new parenthood and writing and I'd love to hear from parents who feel like they've refound their writing/creative groove, even if - especially if - that groove has changed.

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  4. "Damn, that's a nice minivan," I think as the last shriveled remnant of my youth takes its dying breath.

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  5. Know isn't pronounced k-now, the k is silent. But it's not pronounced now, it's pronounced no, so I guess the w is silent too. Now you know, no?

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    A famous actor of remarkable skill died at a very ripe old age today. Beyond his art, he's known for taking a stand that helped end the terror of the McCarthy years, & for raping a 16 yo girl, events that happened just a few yrs apart. I'm purposely not using his name because 1/

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  7. Seriously, it's like a bucket with a handle.

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  8. Sure, I like coffee, but I'm not some kinda coffee addict. I only drink a couple cups a day. I say as I sip from my 64 fl oz coffee cup.

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    Me: "Do that thing that I like." Everyone: *leaves me alone with my books*

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  11. Waiting patiently for a scandal involving a gate so we can say, "Gategate".

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    Who I want to be: General Leia--strong, confident, calm Who I think I am: Jyn Erso--not born important, not special with gifts, but trying her best Who I really am: that one dude on Crait who licked the ground and said it tasted like salt

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    "In competitive elections, women are out-performing men." -E. Warren

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  14. "Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move."

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  15. "T-rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct."

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    My personal best: *Mom reading in silence* 4yo: What are you doing? Mom: I am reading 4yo: I don't hear anything Mom: I'm reading in my head *4yo takes a book and stares at a page for 15 seconds* 4yo: Mom, I'm reading too but I don't hear anything!

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    Us: We want diverse books! Publishing: Gotcha. *paints their white books brown* Us: Wait, we- Publishing: *gets white writers to write poc books* Us: *trying to come through the door* But we can write our own- Publishing: *closing it* No, we have enough now, thanks.

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    Man: Throws screaming, slobbering temper-tantrums like a baby The Media: Man: Does it again and again The Media: Woman: Calmly expresses a tenth of her justified disapproval The Media: MELTDOWN OMG

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    Bro my kid made me clear spaghetti sauce off his spaghetti noodles because they were too "wet".

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  21. I've never believed in something I've written like I believe in this story. Which is both exhilarating And terrifying Because: What if! But: What if...

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