There's a part of me that wants to email all of my ex-girlfriends and tell them that I'm updating my privacy policy, then I realize they probably wouldn't get the joke and tbh I can see why they broke up with me
Replying to @electron_meow
Married for 4 years :)
11:45 PM - 24 May 2018
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