Need better gf
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Married for 4 years :)
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Have you seen the article about the guy who put all of his ex girlfriends into one WhatsApp thread to discuss himself?
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Ouch! That sounds like such a bad idea.
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This tweet won the day
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This is the first time that references to "low-key" and "GDPR" have been made in the same tweet. :)
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Glad you found your homie
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Even I get the joke. I'm the one who's always behind on popular culture. I still don't know who Yanny is.
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Reminds me of High Fidelity movie script
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I dunno, I find this idea witty, charming, and datable.
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I sent one to my mother!
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Incel character arc
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For whatever reason this made me think of “Scrotal Recall”.
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Do you still have their cookies? That was nice of them to bake you cookies.
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