Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
AustenAllred's profile
Austen Allred
Austen Allred
Austen Allred
Verified account
@AustenAllred

Tweets

Austen AllredVerified account

@AustenAllred

CEO @LambdaSchool (YC S17): A CS education that's free until you get a job. I have made remarks that I do not agree with.

San Francisco, CA
lambdaschool.com
Joined December 2010

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Apr 10

    LMAO Zuck has a booster seatpic.twitter.com/C5rfvzsXVU

    2:40 PM - 10 Apr 2018
    • 47 Retweets
    • 306 Likes
    • Fran Quinn Johnny's Pizza NC Katrina Mauro kethle Marius Merz ReetuDeetu Alexandru Stanciu manav EdAid
    13 replies 47 retweets 306 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Bill Smith‏ @billsmith4lyfe Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        It's his battery pack.

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Fügz‏ @JoshFugal Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        That's his wallet, idiot. $1,000,000 bills are huge.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Dustin Locke‏ @dustinlocke Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Can you imagine when the decision was made? "Hey Mark so the desk is huge and you're 5'7" so either you look tiny behind the desk or we boost you and everybody sees it."

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Joe Cesare‏ @OneSixtyToOne Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        ...or hemorrhoids

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Jake Huneycutt‏ @jakehuneycutt Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Jake Huneycutt Retweeted graham starr

        Following his general pattern of always trying to appear taller than he is:https://twitter.com/grahamstarr/status/885343770031554560?lang=en …

        Jake Huneycutt added,

        graham starrVerified account @GrahamStarr
        Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7" and stages all of his photos to make it look like he's average height pic.twitter.com/CwInaJt9lA
        Show this thread
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. 1 more reply
      1. amp3rsand‏ @davidshave May 5
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        fuck the booster seat - what about the bulletproof vest he is obviously waring under the tight ass suit? Also, check out his back. What is all that wiring for? Mics & RX's so he knows exactly what to say?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. The Veterans Project‏ @chairbornevets Apr 11
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        or hemorrhoid pillow?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. voldemortensen‏ @voldemortensen Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        pic.twitter.com/9nDQfncC8s

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. S‏ @thegreatsabri Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        It’s filled with sheets of data Facebook collected from users lmao and

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Estebam Maroto‏ @estebammaroto Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        That's his spare battery

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Phe Brooks‏ @phebrooks Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        He’s only 5’7. Makes sense.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Chuks Opia‏ @developia_ Apr 10
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        😂😂😂 of all things. He's basically on the hot seat

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info