The best part of business trips is going to bed at 8 PM with no kids to wake you up all night long
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Dude. Verbatim convo happening next to me from the aforementioned family: son - what’s your phone password I want to look up something; dad - give it back, son - dad seriously it’s important; dad proceeds to execute the good ole fashioned “count to 3” method
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Lol the key is going to NYC where children aren’t allowed
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I didn’t travel far enough. Chattanooga, TN still allows kids
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