I’m reading this while sitting in a restaurant alone knowing the heaven that awaits my quiet sleep-filled hotel room with no kids around. I love all my boys dearly but...I also love sleep
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There’s a family with 3 kids sitting near me, food on the floor, parents look exhausted. I locked eyes with the dad and in that moment, we knew each other
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Dude. Verbatim convo happening next to me from the aforementioned family: son - what’s your phone password I want to look up something; dad - give it back, son - dad seriously it’s important; dad proceeds to execute the good ole fashioned “count to 3” method
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Lol the key is going to NYC where children aren’t allowed
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I didn’t travel far enough. Chattanooga, TN still allows kids
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The best part of going home .... those kids to wake you up :)
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I've traveled with 3 infants on airlines. It's Training At Altitude (literally and figuratively). When travelling alone, nothing bothers me. 2 Hour layover? What? you mean I get to hangout, read a book, etc for 2 hours? I'm in.
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I’m on spring break with my 5 and 3 year old. Wife is asking for a real vacation
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...and being able to wake up without a kid doing a canon ball on your legs for fun!
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The guilt is rral, though.
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well-spoken words :)
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