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CEO @LambdaSchool (YC S17): A CS education that's free until you get a job. I have made remarks that I do not agree with.

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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Apr 3

    Austen Allred Retweeted Josh Dawsey

    I can’t stop thinking about this tweet. How is this even possible?https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/981193963863502848 …

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    Josh DawseyVerified account @jdawsey1
    I have never purchased anything on Amazon, and colleagues seem startled to learn this. Am I the only one?
    9:37 AM - 3 Apr 2018
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      1. Andreas Klinger  ✌️‏Verified account @andreasklinger Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        The real mvp question is: did you start buying amazon stock when you started using them regularly. I would have gotten all my purchase costs back by now

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      2. Amanda Orson‏ @amandaorson Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I live with someone that has never actually purchased from Amazon/ has no Amazon account. But she's benefited from my having one several times over the years.

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      3. StephAnn‏ @stephkdesign Apr 3
        Replying to @amandaorson @AustenAllred

        Just like the people that "boast" about not having a driver's license, but then make a roommate or friend drive them everywhere.

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      4. Amanda Orson‏ @amandaorson Apr 3
        Replying to @stephkdesign @AustenAllred

        See also: every Amish person in Lancaster, PA.

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      1. GSV So Much For Sobriety‏ @anti_nihilist Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Shrug. People are surprised that I've never paid for cable TV or used a "TV" as anything other than a computer monitor. People also used to be surprised that I never had a home phone line. I do appreciate Amazon though.

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      1. Michael Alexander‏ @Cenderin Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        My first purchase was in 2006. I can't imagine not having amazon at this point lol.

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      1. Gui Martins‏ @barrbudo Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I believe a person who's just moved to the US from a country where Amazon doesn't do business is likely not to have ever bought anything from it.

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      1. Joseph Simko‏ @Bamfurlough Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Eh. I've purchased a fair amount from Amazon, but not more than a few things a year over five years. I can easily imagine not having an account.

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      1. Ⓢcott Ⓞlson‏ @scottaolson Apr 3
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Is he one of the lizard people that David Icke guy is always ranting about? lol

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      1. Keith Wasserman‏ @Keith_Wasserman Apr 3
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        Sick

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      1. cslyr23‏ @cslyr23 Apr 3
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        Probably not directly, but definitely indirectly.

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