I’m a happily married 28-year-old Utah native with two kids who drives a $2,000 Honda Civic and runs a school out of a corporate office building next to the shopping mall. Classic Silicon Valley tech bro
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Start mainlining LaCroix
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Start calling people bruh and say you're crushing it.
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here, i wrote you your daily mantra:https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-fully-optimized-life-allows-me-ample-time-to-optimize-yours …
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Pop a collar and high five everyone.
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First world problem :)
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Maybe start with getting in an argument about tabs vs. spaces.
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Buy some Allbirds
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Embrace it and change the world.
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Buy a nuke-proof shelter in New Zealand
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Contact
@Tesla, there is probably a Model 3 coming your way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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