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CEO @LambdaSchool (YC S17): A CS education that's free until you get a job. I have made remarks that I do not agree with.

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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Jan 6

    Went to a generic $10 haircut place, receptionist says there’s only one person in front of me. Now 20 mins in and it’s clear that was a lie - 4 ppl went back, but now if I go somewhere else it’ll take even longer.

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      2. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Jan 6

        She keeps telling everyone there’s only one person in front of them and none of us are saying anything

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      3. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Jan 6

        I could leave a negative review or something, but a. I came here for a haircut, not a chore b. You don’t check Yelp before a “five on the top, two on the sides”

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      2. Adam Singer‏Verified account @AdamSinger Jan 6
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        You get what you pay for. Go to a proper barber Austen!

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      3. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Jan 6
        Replying to @AdamSinger

        One day I’ll have barber money. After I buy a Tesla.

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      4. David Woodland  🌴‏ @DavidSven Jan 6
        Replying to @AustenAllred @AdamSinger

        I gave up on cutting my hair. I've cut it once since 2015.

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      5. Adam Singer‏Verified account @AdamSinger Jan 6
        Replying to @DavidSven @AustenAllred

        Washing it is the important part though.

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      1. Florent Crivello‏ @Altimor Jan 6
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I know a barber in Chinatown, $5, no line, job done in <7min. They don’t even ask you what you want. In bonus: feel like your a sheep being sheared! (I’m actually serious)

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      1. Gabriel SR  📡‏ @animangia Jan 6
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        sunk costs fallacy alert

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      1. Samuel Tate‏ @Samueltates Jan 6
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        Sunk cost

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      1. Redd WebDev‏ @ReddWebDev Jan 6
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        Overbooking is the new business model these days -- Overbook so your workforce isn't found sitting around

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      1. Miss Eva Vavoom, Lady Supervillain‏ @EvaVavoom Jan 6
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        Isn't this the perfect description of having to deal with obtaining something in the U.S.? All the friggin' ambient marketing and sales lies to lock you in and remove your freedom as a consumer. Gives me hives...

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      1. Jay Stebbins‏ @jaystebbins Jan 6
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        Run. Spending 20 minutes elsewhere is better than waiting a month for it to grow back.

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