My wife: “Dave Ramsey says we should put our money in an S&P 500 index. That’s where it is right?”
Me “Ya totally*”
*Out of the money $SPY call options that expire next Friday
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I figured as much. Does she know how much you tweet? She should leverage Twitter's "fast follow" and just text "follow austenallred" to 40404 and she'll get all your tweets as SMS, no need for an account. Or maybe don't tell her about this option...

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yeeeeah definitely not. But she does check my account from time to time. All in good fun.
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