She doesn't follow you on Twitter?! 

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Doesn't use it
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I figured as much. Does she know how much you tweet? She should leverage Twitter's "fast follow" and just text "follow austenallred" to 40404 and she'll get all your tweets as SMS, no need for an account. Or maybe don't tell her about this option...

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yeeeeah definitely not. But she does check my account from time to time. All in good fun.
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I’m gonna tell her to get a twitter account.

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She has one
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He also says she should buy groceries using an envelope full of cash
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Technically a true statement. Checks out to the auditor in the room here. ;)
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