He’s about five years old and he might be my favorite person here
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Remember when we paid you to Santa’s beard off? And by “paid” I mean told you we’d give you $5 and then never did.
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That might be my all time favorite Christmas memory at Dixie’s house.
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I remember dad telling me I ruined Christmas for the younger kids...
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I just remember that the fallout from that was way worse than I expected. I thought the adults would find it funny but they definitely did not.
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Haha Garth and Dixie were so damn disappointed in you Austen. I’ll be sure to remind them of that Christmas at the cemetery this year
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