He had me until the “eat it” part 
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Ffs, the fact we know this is exactly what's wrong with internet news.
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What makes you think that he is doing something different now?
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There isn’t any reason for us to know this.
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Say what you will about eating glue, it's still not as dumb as cutting.
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For all the neat things we have now, I have this sneaking feeling that those were better times.
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