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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22

    Flying out of Salt Lake City where there’s a huge Doterra conference. TSA isn’t letting people carry on the thousands of dollars of essential oils they bought while here and airport security is mass chaos.

    6:20 PM - 22 Sep 2018
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    • passionateclouds Chase D. Troutner Kelsey Lynn 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐀 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐘 MegaCartridge Jared Manning Daniel Baruela ellagrace💘 Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen
    59 replies 133 retweets 1,265 likes
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      2. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22

        Update: the lady behind us on the plane is selling her seat mates on some citrus garbage that will reportedly energize you and help you lose weight, also eliminate headaches. It smells like lemon flavored pine-sol and I can barely breathe.

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      3. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22

        Lmao the guy she gave it to says it’s burning his hands, she’s trying to convince him the solution is some other oil in her pouch

        9 replies 7 retweets 379 likes
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      2. Ryan Holdaway‏ @Ryan_Holdaway Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Clear + Pre ✅ saving you from the smelliest nightmare you can imagine. Used to ride the train with those clowns. Was a disaster.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22
        Replying to @Ryan_Holdaway

        We actually got Clear for my wife today because of it lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Ryan Holdaway‏ @Ryan_Holdaway Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Worth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Matt Guttman‏ @mattguttmanorg Sep 22
        Replying to @Ryan_Holdaway @AustenAllred

        Avoiding the proletariat. This will end well.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22
        Replying to @mattguttmanorg @Ryan_Holdaway

        Lol has nothing to do with avoiding a class of people and everything to do with shortening lines and wait

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Matt Guttman‏ @mattguttmanorg Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred @Ryan_Holdaway

        Yes of course. The people who can do this will all do it for reasonable reasons. This is a systematic effect independent of anyone’s motivations.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Matt Guttman‏ @mattguttmanorg Sep 22
        Replying to @mattguttmanorg @AustenAllred @Ryan_Holdaway

        And it’s ultimately a consequence of government bureaucracy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22
        Replying to @mattguttmanorg @Ryan_Holdaway

        Agreed

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Derek E. Baird‏ @derekeb Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Omg @heathwblack I can’t even with the doterra cult. I have a cousin who’s banned from family events since he can’t stop talking about those damn oils. And saying he could have cured my aunt’s cancer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 50 likes
      3. Derek E. Baird‏ @derekeb Sep 22
        Replying to @derekeb @AustenAllred @heathwblack

        Apparently Hugh Jackman was the keynote. 😳https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ7HXNqXJ1E …

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 22
        Replying to @derekeb @heathwblack

        Do NOT tell my wife

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      5. Derek E. Baird‏ @derekeb Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred @heathwblack

        Its okay. I’m sure doterra has an oil to cure disappointed Hugh Jackman fans. 😆

        1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
      6. Patrick  🦖‏ @pomarawrites Sep 23
        Replying to @derekeb @AustenAllred @heathwblack

        Omg. You dare drag @RealHughJackman? 🤐

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Derek E. Baird‏ @derekeb Sep 23
        Replying to @pomarawrites @AustenAllred and

        Noooo. Wolverine’s gotta eat. I’m sure he was well paid and good for him! Just a little humor at Mr. Jackman’s expense.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Caleb Schaaf‏ @AppliedTheology Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred @bendodge

        I’ve been through The SLC airport many times. The mental picture I get from this made me laugh out loud! All those almost-rich people freaking out because they brought too much liquid . . . Hahahahahahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Caleb Schaaf‏ @AppliedTheology Sep 22
        Replying to @AppliedTheology @AustenAllred @bendodge

        It cracks me up that no one at Doterra thought about the size of their oil bottles, and no one thought it might be smart to remind the conferencers that they should check them. Hahahahahhahaha

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Bob Aagard‏ @bobaagard Sep 22
        Replying to @AppliedTheology @AustenAllred @bendodge

        They do get warned. Apparently, there isn't an oil that gives them the ability to follow directions.

        0 replies 1 retweet 81 likes
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