Update: the lady behind us on the plane is selling her seat mates on some citrus garbage that will reportedly energize you and help you lose weight, also eliminate headaches. It smells like lemon flavored pine-sol and I can barely breathe.
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Lmao the guy she gave it to says it’s burning his hands, she’s trying to convince him the solution is some other oil in her pouch
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Clear + Pre
saving you from the smelliest nightmare you can imagine. Used to ride the train with those clowns. Was a disaster. -
We actually got Clear for my wife today because of it lol
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Avoiding the proletariat. This will end well.
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Lol has nothing to do with avoiding a class of people and everything to do with shortening lines and wait
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Yes of course. The people who can do this will all do it for reasonable reasons. This is a systematic effect independent of anyone’s motivations.
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And it’s ultimately a consequence of government bureaucracy.
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Omg
@heathwblack I can’t even with the doterra cult. I have a cousin who’s banned from family events since he can’t stop talking about those damn oils. And saying he could have cured my aunt’s cancer. -
Apparently Hugh Jackman was the keynote.
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Do NOT tell my wife
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Its okay. I’m sure doterra has an oil to cure disappointed Hugh Jackman fans.

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Omg. You dare drag
@RealHughJackman?
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Noooo. Wolverine’s gotta eat. I’m sure he was well paid and good for him! Just a little humor at Mr. Jackman’s expense.
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I’ve been through The SLC airport many times. The mental picture I get from this made me laugh out loud! All those almost-rich people freaking out because they brought too much liquid . . . Hahahahahahaha
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It cracks me up that no one at Doterra thought about the size of their oil bottles, and no one thought it might be smart to remind the conferencers that they should check them. Hahahahahhahaha
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They do get warned. Apparently, there isn't an oil that gives them the ability to follow directions.
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