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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Sep 21

    A MongoDB billboard in San Francisco says, “Friends don’t let friends use relational databases.” Imagine your marketing messaging being, “Don’t you hate having your data structured and relatable?”

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      2. Michael Lane‏ @mlanetrain Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I know it’s SF, but a billboard using the phrase “relational databases” is wild.

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Tom Bielecki‏ @tombielecki Sep 22
        Replying to @mlanetrain @AustenAllred

        Visiting the bay area as a techie is a strange coming home experience. The buildings, the billboards, the scooters/skateboards, people talking about startups in line for anything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Tom Bielecki‏ @tombielecki Sep 22
        Replying to @tombielecki @mlanetrain @AustenAllred

        Even seeing things like Salesforce or IT Security products advertised in an airport seem so foreign

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Stephen Pimentel‏ @StephenPiment Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Coming from MongoDB in particular, this is hard to take. I'm all for the use of good NoSQL data stores, when appropriate—but really.

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      2. Rodrigo Araújo‏ @Digorithm Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        “Don’t you hate when you lose production data?”

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Jacob Eiting‏ @jeiting Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Great troll marketing IMO. Seen this add 10x more via Twitter etc. than I would have otherwise.

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      2. Aaron Daubman‏ @daubman Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

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        I fixed it with some mongo nostalgia:https://twitter.com/daubman/status/1039670944313356289?s=19 …

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      3. alex n‏ @gigatexal Sep 21
        Replying to @daubman @AustenAllred

        Was there an article to add some context to this billboard?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Steve McNally‏ @sjkmcnally Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.

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      1. Sam Feder‏ @SamFeds Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        It’s workingpic.twitter.com/dAaaFIhDys

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      2. Craig CR McLeod‏ @CraigCRMcLeod Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Thank god if you commentary had gone in another direction we would have had to stop being friends

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jake Chapman‏Verified account @runvc Sep 22
        Replying to @CraigCRMcLeod @AustenAllred

        I think you both can appreciate thishttps://youtu.be/E5B_DQ8QSog 

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      1. Omar Qazi‏ @omarqazi Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        if I had a friend that constantly tried to get me to stop using Postgres and switch to Mongo DB, I wouldn’t be their friend for much longer.

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      1. Stephen Rhyne‏ @SRhyne Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I enjoy MongoDB but this should say “friends don’t let friends use SQL and JSON structures at the same time.” They really need to differentiate their offering now that Postgres, Maria, My all have the best of both.

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      1. Harrison Brock‏ @_HarrisonBrock Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Banks use @Oracle and @MySQL to handle the transaction load.

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      1. Prez Cannady‏ @prezcannady Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I do hate having to structure and collate data, though.

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      1. Renée Stephen‏ @ReneeStephen Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        But is it web scale?

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      1. Alex Carter  🤷‍♂️‏ @AlexCartaz Sep 22
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Does mongo still have very real scaling issues?

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      1. Chris Conlon‏ @chrisc334 Sep 21
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I literally have a file called xyz_schema.py where I define the document classes and references between them for Mongo.

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