Today I was walking around Facebook, told a friend, “Ashton Kutcher wore my company’s hat at TechCrunch Disrupt today,” looked down and saw a LaCroix in my hand. What have I become?
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When you do, please consider crowdfunding some of it

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Dear lord no.
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But you're gonna be the next the amazon! I need to get in on that. But fine I'll wait for day one when you go public!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I’ll give you most of my family for 1% of the company.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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