I tell myself: don't make offers unless I'm ready to accept either outcome.
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Unforced error tbh
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I was this kid. How do you ground someone who never wants to leave anyway?
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She's going to be a professional poker player. Just you wait and see
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They would never make that call on ice cream
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I think your three year old may be an introvert
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Grumpy girls have to go to the zoo.
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Pretty much how my parents describe my childhood!
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Owned! lol
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I hate it when they do that! Kids are way more clever than they get credit for.
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To be fair, I too preferred books over the zoo at her age.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Damn thing happens all the time! “I know you people can’t leave me alone. Try harder.”
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For a second I thought you were in Brooklyn N.Y. :)
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Look into Love and Logic. Then, get her a babysitter that she “pays” for with her toys - and which you of course secretly pay real cash for. She’ll come around quickly.
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Maybe offer her a token to go to the zoo...
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My wife, trying to get daughter into the car seat: "ok, let mommy help you." Daughter: "NO!" Mommy: "ok, mommy is getting in the car" Daughter: "I do it myself"... Then we watched her climb into the car seat from street level on her own. We were owned today my friends. OWNED
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This is why you never bluff with children. Never make a threat you aren't willing to carry out.
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this is
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Check out David Deutsch’s Taking Children Seriously. Should be relevant to your interests.
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When our oldest was three, we bought a book called "Your 3 Year Old, Friend or Foe?" -- it was remarkably accurate
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