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CEO @LambdaSchool (YC S17): A CS education that's free until you get a job. I have made remarks that I do not agree with.

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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Aug 25

    “Ok Brooklyn we’re going to go to the zoo, and grumpy girls don’t come to the zoo, so we’ll see you later.” “Ok, I’ll stay here and read my books, see ya.” Freaking three year old called my bluff

    10:19 AM - 25 Aug 2018
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      1. zooko‏ @zooko Aug 25
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        🙂 I tell myself: don't make offers unless I'm ready to accept either outcome.

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      1. Andrew  👏 K  👏 Musselman  👏‏ @akm Aug 25
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        Unforced error tbh

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      1. brennan‏ @letkma Aug 25
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        I was this kid. How do you ground someone who never wants to leave anyway?

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      1. Texan Trading  🌵 🦂 🐃‏ @gatoconbootas23 Aug 25
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        She's going to be a professional poker player. Just you wait and see 😋

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      1. Amit Dayal‏ @dayalamit Aug 25
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        They would never make that call on ice cream

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      1. Amy Galles‏ @AmyLGalles Aug 26
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        I think your three year old may be an introvert

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      1. Bill Seitz‏ @BillSeitz Aug 25
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        Grumpy girls have to go to the zoo.

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      1. Sheenam Gautam‏ @shngautam Aug 25
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        Pretty much how my parents describe my childhood! 😂

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      1. Daniel Sigal‏ @DanielSigal Aug 25
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        Owned! lol

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      1. Ryan Jenkins‏ @RyanTheJenks Aug 26
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        I hate it when they do that! Kids are way more clever than they get credit for.

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      1. Charlene Chambliss‏ @blissfulchar Aug 26
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        😂 To be fair, I too preferred books over the zoo at her age.

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      1. Mike French‏ @mdfrenchman Aug 25
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        Damn thing happens all the time! “I know you people can’t leave me alone. Try harder.”

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      1. Yosef H‏ @yossy770 Aug 25
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        For a second I thought you were in Brooklyn N.Y. :)

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      1. Justin Noel‏ @calendee Aug 25
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        Look into Love and Logic. Then, get her a babysitter that she “pays” for with her toys - and which you of course secretly pay real cash for. She’ll come around quickly. @loveandlogic

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      1. Federico Ast‏ @federicoast Aug 25
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        Maybe offer her a token to go to the zoo... 🤔

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      1. Tom Draths‏ @tomdraths Aug 25
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        My wife, trying to get daughter into the car seat: "ok, let mommy help you." Daughter: "NO!" Mommy: "ok, mommy is getting in the car" Daughter: "I do it myself"... Then we watched her climb into the car seat from street level on her own. We were owned today my friends. OWNED

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      1. Grumbholdt‏ @Grumbholdt Aug 25
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        This is why you never bluff with children. Never make a threat you aren't willing to carry out.

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      1. alex n‏ @gigatexal Aug 25
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        this is @XplodingUnicorn level hilarity

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      1. Matt Guttman‏ @mattguttmanorg Aug 25
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        Check out David Deutsch’s Taking Children Seriously. Should be relevant to your interests.

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      1. John Gaffney‏ @jfpgaffney Aug 25
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        When our oldest was three, we bought a book called "Your 3 Year Old, Friend or Foe?" -- it was remarkably accurate

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