Wife to 3-year-old daughter: “Today is a very special day. Do you know why?” Daughter: “We’re going to get in the bathtub?” Wife: “No, because five years ago me and daddy got married.” Daughter: “...you got married in the bathtub?”
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Replying to @AustenAllred
Multiple weddings happened that day, according to Twitter groupings.
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Replying to @mintzworld @schlaf
Dude Schlaf we got married on the same day lol
12:47 PM - 24 Aug 2018
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