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CEO @LambdaSchool (YC S17): A CS education that's free until you get a job. I have made remarks that I do not agree with.

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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Aug 24

    Wife to 3-year-old daughter: “Today is a very special day. Do you know why?” Daughter: “We’re going to get in the bathtub?” Wife: “No, because five years ago me and daddy got married.” Daughter: “...you got married in the bathtub?”

    8:41 AM - 24 Aug 2018
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      2. Michael Mintz‏ @mintzworld Aug 24
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Multiple weddings happened that day, according to Twitter groupings. @schlafpic.twitter.com/eSqCzZ0VSr

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      3. Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred Aug 24
        Replying to @mintzworld @schlaf

        Dude Schlaf we got married on the same day lol

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      1. Antonio Cangiano  👨‍💻 🥑‏ @acangiano Aug 24
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        I don't want to alarm you, but your child might be a chatbot. 😁 Congratulations, BTW.

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      1. josealb‏ @josealb Aug 24
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        Obligatory Simpsons referencepic.twitter.com/X8tc5VDUF6

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      1. Michelle K‏ @mzzkwambo Aug 24
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        Happy Bathtub Day 😉😉😉

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      1. SaaSha Pina‏ @saashapina Aug 24
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        😂 Happy Anniversary Austen!

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      1. Alan Christensen‏ @alanchr5412 Aug 24
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        Happy Anniversary

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      1. Ninan Thampy‏ @ninan99 Aug 24
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        - Haha - Very smart 3 year old.

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      1. Ryan Herr‏ @rrherr Aug 24
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        Congratulations, happy anniversary!

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      1. Chris‏ @4cchild Aug 24
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        Congrats, livin’ the dream

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      1. grahammcbain‏ @grahammcbain Aug 25
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        "sure honey" Congratulations!

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      1. Raghav Arora‏ @raghavaroraa Aug 24
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        Happy Anniversary Austen 😃

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      1. Imran Khan‏ @ImranKh50666598 Aug 24
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        Happy Anniversary

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      1. kamry‏ @MispelledToyota Aug 24
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        ah the source amnesia of babes

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