The god damn libs banning plastic straws in California don't realize that doesn't mean there will be no straws. It just means people will turn to unsafe straws in back alleys.
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Not with the Big Mac Meal loophole
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If you want my straws you take them from. my. cold. cans.
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And thanks to a recent SCOTUS ruling, ppl can now legally print their own after-market modifications, rendering the land a veritable hellscape.pic.twitter.com/GbgICVmpmy
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