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    Austen Allred‏Verified account @AustenAllred May 25

    My wife taught my three-year-old daughter to call me at work and beg me to come home and play with her. She cries every time. Dirty, dirty trick.

    6:42 PM - 25 May 2018
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      2. Jake Chapman‏Verified account @runvc May 25
        Replying to @AustenAllred

        Omg. We need google duplex@to answer your phone for you. That is simply not fair.

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      3. Keith Wasserman‏ @Keith_Wasserman May 25
        Replying to @runvc @AustenAllred

        😂😂😂

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      1. Al Doan‏ @drbillnye May 25
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        That’s not healthy

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      1. Moises C.  🚀  🚀  🚀‏ @cryptonaut1337 May 25
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        Why do you think your wife and kid do this “dirty trick”

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      1. maaria bajwa‏ @bajwafresh May 26
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        That’s cold blooded

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      1. Parker A. Williams‏ @parkerawilliams May 25
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        My wife does the same thing for me....it works about 75% of the time.

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      1. Approach Consulting‏ @ApproachCo May 26
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        Perhaps she’s trying to tell you something. Ever consider that your daughter does in fact need you to spend more time with her? Perhaps try to consider it from her perspective.

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      1. Bernardo Pádua‏ @bernardops May 26
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        An even dirtier trick is to create a playground space full of amazing toys at your company...

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      1. Jacques Theodas‏ @jtheodas May 25
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        I don’t give in to any crying, I taught my kids what it means to sweet talk someone and how to do it. I don’t mind giving in to their sweet talking.

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      1. Carolina Poker Panther‏ @CLTPokerPanther May 25
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        wait for the cute voicemails to flood your fone. ..

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      1. hodlco.io‏ @hodlcoINC May 25
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        One of Steve Jobs last public comments was ‘he wished he had spent more time with his loved ones, his family’ Soon she’ll be be 15 and won’t want to be seen with you, make the most of it !

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      1. Nerando A. Johnson‏ @nerajno May 25
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        My kind of kid

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      1. Mills Snell‏ @thegeneralmills May 25
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        Just had the distinct feeling of dodging a bullet.pic.twitter.com/q3t1wI0cHl

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      1. Anna Gát‏ @TheAnnaGat May 25
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        Duplex?

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